I recently met a sweet old lady, I think she was in her early eighties. She had abnormal liver functions.
I was suspecting either statins, hepatitis or alcohol.
Considering she may be a a closet drinker. So I asked her "ma'am do you drink alcohol everyday". She looked at me and said "just 1 glass a day".
I got a little curious and asked her how big of a glass do you use and she said "16 Oz".
I smiled and advised her to shrink the size of her glass from now on.
PS: About the picture: Alcoholic bird versus chips heist.
